13 November 2011

do's and don'ts on Zürich public transportation

after a year of german studies I have managed to decipher the warning sign posted in zürich trains, trams and buses.  getting caught disobeying these rules could cost you 1000 swiss francs!

from left to right:

- do smoke, but do not blow your smoke cloud on your neighbor's head
- no bananas in your pockets, because it doesn't make sense
- any guitar playing must be accompanied by singing
- saw the back off of your own seat before your assisting your neighbor with their seat
- keep rollerblades off the floor of the train while seated

1 comment:

  1. Hahahaha! Oh man, I just read this again and am rolling!!! So, so, so funny!!! Those Swiss sure do have interesting logic!

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